Dust bunnies, maggots, missing buttons and more. Yes, after thirty-ish years a Famicom can gather a lot of dust and much more. But yesterday I got a Sharp Twin Turbo that blew my mind.
When ordering off Yahoo Auctions (those of you who have the pleasure of doing so), it is always a crapshoot when ordering the items listed as “Junk”. While obviously not “junk”, an item labeled as this simply means that what you see is what you get. Sometimes it has missing parts, sometimes it’s fully broken, or sometimes the seller simply doesn’t know the item well and wants to cover their ass. Either way, a “junk” item will always sell at a fraction of the price of a confirmed working item. Risk and reward.
Anyhow, my “junk” Sharp Twin Turbo finally came. It looked alright in the picture and I have enough experience with them under my belt to deal with most issues. But when I opened up the box and unwrapped the plastic bag covering it, it was not my eyes that were surprised, but my nose. This thing had been pissed on.
Not an overwhelming amount of piss, but piss nonetheless. My imagination leads me to believe that the introduction of a new puppy to some poor bastard’s tiny Japanese household began a series of events that lead to this poor twin turbo being turned into a urinal. Instead of dealing with the mess, Famicom-san (at the urging of his wife, who hated the old thing anyways) simply posted it on Yahoo and cut his losses.
A nice hot bubble bath got it as good as new, but what a stank surprise.
What’s the worst you’ve ever seen?